Similar to urinals in a dude’s bathroom, there are just some unwritten rules of public transportation.
Scenario: You are sitting on what would be classified as an “empty” bus. After approaching another stop, a few new riders get on.
What should happen” Typically on a bus as empty as this one, the new riders will find their own pair of seats(each row has 2 seats on each side), and sit down.
What actually happened: Random dude(with a huge backpack) sits right beside me.
What made this moment even more uncomfortable and very memorable: This random dude had the most insane man-boobs i’ve ever encountered. I couldn’t help but to stare and be disturbed by theses manly boobs. What made matters worse was that it’s Gainesville, Fl in the summer time(i.e. very hot), and his boobs were sweating up a storm.
Lesson of the story: Never break the unwritten rules of public transportation. Because if you do, and you have man boobs(or something equally as odd or funny about you), then the person you violate will secretly be laughing(and blogging) about you.
